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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it a third eye? If its on your fourhead?"
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"This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so."
"ELECTRICIAN: [walks into home] GF: WHY ARE YOU IN SO LATE? E: Honey, we've talked about this. GF: [sadly] Ok.... wire you insulate?"
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already screwed in! heh. *chirp* *chirp*"
"In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover."
"What did the unused dough say to the baker? Why don't you knead me?"
"You know what's really great about being a Democrat in Texas on Super Tuesday? No waiting in line. (An hour and a half wait if you were a Republican.)"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra..."
"What's the worst thing about kidnapping and raping a young child to death in a dark alley? Getting blood all over your clown suit"
"Q: What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A: A dental rental."