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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool"
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"Tom Brady says on the sidelines after throwing his 2nd pick of the superbowl... ......tom: I can't handle the air pressure."
"2000 pounds of crap music = 1 reggaeton."
"What do you call a shed full of colored folk? Antique farm equipment!"
"My teacher told me to tuck my shirt in. I said, ""Why?"" ""Because it *looks* like you've just had sex,"" he said, zipping his trousers."
"Came up with this when I was 8, have mercy. What do you call a crazy person on the moon? A lunartic."
"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"
"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."
"[blind date] Me: So you can't see me? Him: Nope. Not at all. Me: (stops sucking in gut) This is the best date ever!"
"What is the shortest street in the universe? Planckstrasse"