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Joke of the Day

"Modern Warfare: a $700,000,000 dollar plane drops a $50,000 bomb on a $1.00 tent"

"A man stands over the coffin of his deceased wife. ""Her star sign was cancer you know"" he says. "" I guess it's ironic..."" ""That she was killed by a giant crab."""

"Sheet manufacturers totally have us by the balls. What are we, not gonna buy sheets?"

"I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate."

"What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin? Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share."

"How does Tom Brady like his soda? Flat."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"

"Had to have ""the talk"" with my 5yr old. He asked me where sandwiches come from."

"No thanks hot air balloons. I prefer to fly in 75 ton metal tubes as God and the Wright brothers intended."

"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating a manda-out."