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Joke of the Day
"Why are most reactionists black? Because stealing is the only thing they can do."
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"The cutest thing my SO does... Her handwriting looks like she has Parkinson's"
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"I mixed coffee with Red Bull, now I can see the invisible things my kitten pounces on."
"Microsoft used to make fleshlights then they halted production because everyone kept getting viruses."
"Gay people are not mean They're just fucking assholes."
"whenever my Girlfriend say something funny... i reply: Hahahahahhavesexwithmehahahah"
"Russian shit Parent calls up to child: Quit stalling in the bathroom! Child calls back: I'm not Stalin, I'm Putin!"
"What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood? That's a huge axe man!"