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Joke of the Day
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... Then what's the opposite of ""progress?"""
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's what you do when you are walking and you come upon a road, you cross it."
"Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent? Because he was bored of the rings!"
"Gin is the Ionian mode of liquors... it will always resolve with tonic."
"The correct response to ""How was your weekend?"" is ""Fine."" If you ever stray from that dialogue, please know that nobody gives a shit."
"You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose."
"How many Trumps? How many trumps could donald trump trump if donald trump could trump trumps?"
"what does pinocchio have for breakfast? oakmeal"
"I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working"
"I wonder if mirrors every get tired of having their picture taken."