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Joke of the Day
"*CLOP CLOP CLOP* **BANG BANG** *CLOP CLOP CLOP*. And a man died Those damn Amish pulled a drive-by"
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"I love spending my Sundays sat watching the F1. My girlfriend thinks I'm going fucking mental though, just sitting there staring at the top left of my keyboard for severalhours at a time."
"The people working at Petco.... ...hate when you refer to them as pet-ophiles."
"What is the difference between God and my love life? Some people think God is real."
"Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren? The procedure removes their force-kin."
"HER: Im breaking up with u ME: Is it because I say ""Uh Oh Spaghetti O's"" when things go wrong? HER: Ya ME:(under breath) Uh Oh Spaghetti O's"
"So a bar walks into a guy 's asshole and the guy is like ""Fuck ouch dammit my prostate!"""
"He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wakes with smelly finger . -dad"
"After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey... ...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die."
"What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"