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Joke of the Day

"How did the explorer react when the which doctor turned him into a miniature ballsack? He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!"

"Did you hear about the tumblr user who wrote a play about foxes? They called it Fennec-Kin's Wake"

"Before snapping your neck, Chuck Norris will tell you the best shampoo you should have used."

"""Jess is coming over"" ""Jess who indiscriminately murders people or-"" *Gets stabbed to death* ""Yes"""

"What mistake have you made when your wife comes in from the kitchen to yell at you? Made her chain too long."

"Did you get that joke about the Titanic? It took a while to sink in."

"USA has 9/11, France has 11/13, and Israel has? 24/7"

"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"

"Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast? Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun."

"I quit cold turkey. I just reheat it now."