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Joke of the Day
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto. Kudos to my friend who came up with this."
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"2 black people are quickly walking to work get it?"
"What is the highest point in Israel? Mountain Dew."
"A Dietitian X Nun's favourite song? Agave Maria"
"*follows Dreams* ~dream doesn't follow back~ ~unfollows Dream~"
"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 people who don't do dick."
"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6-offender."
"The good thing about necrophilia is you don't need to bring flowers. Most of the time they're usually already there. -Goerge Carlin"
"I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home."