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Joke of the Day
"A baker's gotta work- to put bread on the table."
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"Animals are better than people because they can't talk"
"Doctor Doctor I keep dreaming of bats creepy-crawlies demons ghosts monsters vampires werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?"
"When is the worst time to have a heart attack? During a game of charades"
"What word becomes shorter when you add two letters? Short."
"I used to hate mushrooms But then they grew on me"
"Why are people reluctant to eat pudding that is past its expiration date? Because it is off pudding."
"What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women? Snowballs."
"Cutest thing I saw today was the dad angrily slamming the sliding door of his minivan but it slowed down by itself and latched silently"
"Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos."