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Joke of the Day
"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
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"I wanted to tell a joke about the fluoride in our water making us complacent But I just don't care"
"Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat."
"What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma"
"How come ambassadors never get sick? They have diplomatic immunity."
"Girl asked me if I wanted to watch a ""romcom"" so I'm going to assume she means ""Roman Combat"" and put on Gladiator."
"If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas would they be the Apes of Raft?"
"Dating is a lot like parking All the good ones are taken. The rest take a bunch of effort or are handicapped."
"Why doesn't Hitler go ski? Cause he's blown his fucking head."
"Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer? ""Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur"" I guess it is #rightprivilege"