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Joke of the Day

"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

"Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside"

"My facial hair is Italian and native American It's Apache"

"She can't wrestle... But I'd love to see her box."

"Me: Got a hot date this weekend? Coworker: Ummm...no. Me: I know. I was just reminding you. Coworker...."

"What's the greatest gift you could give to a trashcan? A baby."

"I'm going to open a bank ... ... with a clawbar!"

"What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer? The taste."

"This guy at my work fell into the upholstery machine today. Don't worry, hes fully recovered."

"Pillow fights didn't last as long in the Stone Age."