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Joke of the Day

"How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying? Because he bawled."

"Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really? what did she say? Son: Baa!"

"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."

"actualy the childrens story ""the three litle pigs"" is the first documented report of a wolf WHO CAN BREATHE HURICANES"

"At trial, a Volkswagen engineer is called to the stand to explain why they participated in the 'clean diesel' debacle. He claims he is not guilty. He said he was just following...odors."

"I was dating a midget but it didn't work out. My parents and friends looked down on her. Bonus: It was a short relationship."

"Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup? The Dock!"

"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"So did you hear Buckwheat from The Little Rascals converted to Islam... He now goes by Kareem O' Wheat."

"What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays. I know, I know... even I'm ashamed of myself for posting this!"