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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."

"I was going to tell you a joke about homosexuals Butt fuck it."

"what did Freud say about an algebraic equation? What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother"

"What does watching golf and a giant spinning dildo have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"I refused to ask a guy with a Blackberry what time it was because he doesn't even know what year it is."

"For Christmas, I gave my wife a t-shirt and a dildo. I told her if she didn't like the shirt she could go fuck herself."

"""I love plates."" - Plato"

"Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?"

"Have you heard about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."