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Joke of the Day

"I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox... ...but his latest performances have been a little shaky."

"Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman? Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant."

"*gets summoned to the spider court* YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE CRUSHING OF 4 SPIDERS HOW DO YOU PLEAD? *places glass over spider judge*"

"What do you call a programming language designed for women? An object oriented programming language."

"Why was afraid of ? Because !"

"Responsible pet owners pick up their dog's poop. Cool pet owners pick their dogs up from the airport (after their doggy business trips)."

"My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things."

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

"What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait? He's way too self-absorbent"

"What's a rappers shirt made out of? Strait out of cotton"