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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it."

"What does a horny gay rooster say in the morning? ""Any-cock'll-doooooo!"""

"What type of movies can't batman see? Parental Guidance."

"One of the stone tiles in my bathroom looks exactly like Walter Cronkite. And he is not impressed by my erection."

"I don't wear sunglasses because it's unfair that a photon travels 93 million miles and then when it's an inch from my eye I'm all ""um, no."""

"My Future I have a lot more trust and faith in my guidance counselor's advice after getting an empty fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant."

"Who won the Asian cooking contest? It was a Thai!"

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was just a little queer."

"On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse."

"TIL: that changing a light bulb is not as easy as it sounds. On my first day as a lighthouse keeper."