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Joke of the Day

"Made in Thailand Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok? He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger. ~ Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok? It was a Thai."

"[casting call] -have u acted before? *shows VHS of me at a food court eating free samples like I might purchase the meal -oh this guys good"

"Why does fluoride cause apathy? Who cares."

"Only funny if you own a dog: I think my dog must have a very cold nose. Every time it walks into a room, all the other dogs sit down."

"Damn boy, is your name Dulcolax because you irritate the shit out of me."

"How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. PETA can't change anything."

"When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called ""symbiosis"" When only one organism benefits, it's called ""parasitism."" When neither benefits, that's called ""marriage."""

"Babies and Gin I like my babies like I like my martinis. Shaken."

"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"Who's the artist you find in the supermarket? Salvador Deli"