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Joke of the Day
"What do a woman and a bar have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back."
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"__________________________________________ Just drawing the line somewhere on R/Jokes"
"Im having a Shitty day.... Tell me a yoke"
"My wife's cooking is so bad.... My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."
"Cleaning out the garage, I found some things I didn't even realize I had. Like a tent, a new printer, and a fourth kid."
"Thanks for shopping! Would you like to donate $1 to cancer research or are you a giant monster?"
"Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that"
"Time machine jokes aren't funny, you guys. My great grandson dies in a time machine crash."
"In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an ""A"" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks."
"What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs"