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Joke of the Day
"A Roman walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers please""."
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"""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" my wife asked this morning. I said ""No, but the dress does look quite small on your arse""."
"""So your telling me that you'd be willing to lick your SO's butthole..."" ""But all be damned if you would share a toothbrush!"""
"How to win an argument with a deaf girl? Turn off the lights."
"I have Restless Life Syndrome."
"Is there a scientific name for the state where you're not hungry but you want to keep eating, besides ""awake"""
"More men have been enrolling in domestic violence support groups than ever If you can't beat em, join em"
"Leprechauns Why are leprechauns always laughing when they're running? Because the grass is tickling their nuts"
"Whenever u feel like ur not being productive, take a nap. You'll wake up groggy & angry & have forgotten abt the whole ""productivity"" thing"
"#1 Joke Voted by Australia My life"