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Joke of the Day

"My favorite oxymorons: 1. Jumbo shrimp. 2. Act natural. 3. Boneless ribs. 4. Civil war. 5. Freezer burn. 6. Adult male. 7. Happy marriage."

"Perks of being ugly"

"I only make my food from the natural ingredients, like uranium and asbestos"

"What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt? A Yoghurt's got culture!"

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a nymphomaniac with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."

"A genie appears to a blonde woman and offers her one wish. The blonde says ""You know, I've slept with more men than I can count. I wish I knew exactly how many it was."" The Genie replies ""Four."""

"""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls"

"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. I said 70. I know you were expecting a joke, but I want to pass my exams."

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."