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Joke of the Day

"When birds fly in V formation why is one side longer than the other? They have more birds on that side. #scienceded"

"I saw this guy in Walmart... ...who was bashing his head on the border between aisles 9 and 10. He said ""Go away muggle, I'm trying to get into aisle 9 3/4!"""

"Is thinking about doing something! Now just got to think what that something will be!!!"

"What do you call a Pokemon with a STD? Vulvasoar"

"What does an Ent want? A bad birch."

"So my dog told me it was into BDSM So I tied it up and turned on the vacuum cleaner"

"Why did the miner feel so low? He was in a deep depression."

"What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed."

"What state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"

"What do you call a smart knife? Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better."