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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !"
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"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing."
"Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana."
"How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis? On a plane."
"Black licorice tastes like Satan himself made candy and then it expired."
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife."
"Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress."
"How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample? Poop in the specimen cup."
"Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was... then it dawned on me"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Genocide."