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Joke of the Day

"Save some a's for the rest of us, Aarons."

"Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you're not being arrested?"

"Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F."

"in response to u/alexsings, What 6 letter word has a n, i, g, g, e and ends in an r that's used to describe a certain group of people... ...ginger... ...you racist fuck!"

"What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose? Bing fwong dong 9/11"

"QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors."

"M'lady, What is the most beautiful thing in the world? Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?"

"me: I want to travel to the victorian era & meet a real gentleman [takes time machine back to 1860 England] man: 31? what are u my grandma?"

"Why do they call it the XBOX 360? Because you turn 360 and walk away!!"

"What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb? I have made a grave mistake."