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Joke of the Day

"Someone angrily told me ""You're so sarcastic!"" That would be like me angrily telling a woman ""You're so beautiful!"""

"Why do Jews hate soda? Because they're gassy"

"Life is like a Penis It's simple, relaxed and hanging free most of the time. It's women who make it hard."

"So I heard most people who use tinder don't have much furniture in their bedrooms... ...most have one night stand"

"What did the tree say to the lumberjack? I'm falling for you"

"Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine? He doesn't like to be left hanging."

"Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road... One turns to the other and say ""I never came this way before""."

"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."

"some people want youtube to host the VMAs next year... i think there'd be too many ads :/"

"Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!"