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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer? He's staring at somebody else's shoes."

"Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph? Because he isn't a full essay"

"Q. How can you tell if a car is German? A. when a jew gets in it the doors lock and the heat turns on."

"What did 2 say to 3 about 6? Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!"

"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"

"Friend: How many calories does heartache burn? Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire."

"I had skylights installed at my place last night and I don't get why the people who live upstairs aren't okay with this."

"If realigion isn't real then why does it have the word ""real"" in it?"

"LGBT Girl Scout Leader Arrested She was thrown in jail for eating Brownies."

"Me: I killed another one, boss. Mob boss: You don't work for me. Me: I volunteered. Mob boss:*Looking angry* Me: I'm gonna get back to work."