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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you melons. You're probably dyslexic."
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"Nothing says I mean business' like using a grocery cart at the liquor store."
"Green men make me cross."
"after decades of advertising, all we want is to feel authentic desire"
"Most irons aren't made from iron, which ironically is both ironic and unironic."
"There are some people walking around alive today, simply because I don't want to go to jail tomorrow."
"[Wife finds me crying on kitchen floor] Me: I fell & spilled honey on myself. Wife: Me: Will you ki Wife: I'm not kissing your Honey Boo Boo"
"And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month."
"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."
"Two guys walk into a bar. Which was dumb, because the second one should have ducked!"