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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""R"", you'd be wrong. You might think that it is ""r"", but it be the ""c""!"

"Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar Don't worry, its kinda fishy"

"Why dont sharks ... Why don't sharks eat black people? They think it's whale shit"

"Scared the postman by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."

"My GF was triggered when I chased the big black birds away from my bird feeder because what I wanted to see was tits. She said it was my crow aggression."

"What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue."

"Wanna up the awkward while standing in line? Turn around while you wait."

"What do you call a blonde with brown hair? artificial intelligence"

"Then: Me: I want McDonald's Mom: Do you have McDonald's money? Now: Mom: I want grandkids Me: Do you have grandkids money??"

"What's the difference between a fence and Ellen Pao One knows how to link properly."