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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""R"", you'd be wrong. You might think that it is ""r"", but it be the ""c""!"

"Garcinia Cambogia."

"What is a Chinese person's favorite wound? Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out."

"An Irishman walk out of a bar."

"Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, ""Miss Information"" Edit: source - South Park"

"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice."

"Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory."

"My husband is going to be so surprised when he finds out the woman I've been sleeping with is way hotter than his girlfriend."

"How does Han Solo like to get around Endor? Ewoks"

"You don't see many dog librarians. Probably because of the barking."