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Joke of the Day

"Tarzan was tired when he came home. ""What have you been doing"" asked Jane. ""Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"" ""Really ?"" said Jane. ""I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"""

"Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close enough to just pick it up."

"I'm weird but not ""sit around the house with my shirt tucked in even though I've got no plans to leave"" weird. That stuff's 4 serial killers."

"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""

"In my doctor's waiting room, I explained to a WWII veteran what a Twitter follower count is. I think he regrets winning the war now."

"Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs through your ""jeans"""

"Farts are the air to my throne."

"almost called my teacher ""mom,"" but I caught myself after ""mo"" and added an ""n."" I had to pretend I was Jamaican for the rest of the year."

"Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating..."

"What was the fat asian rapper's name? Too chinz"