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Joke of the Day
"How does a bass player turn off the lights before bed? He closes the car door."
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"Seeing as Rick Parfitt has died, does that mean... ...that the Status Quo has not been maintained?"
"What is the hardest part of twerking? Being black"
"If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife."
"*shows up to date with broken nose* ""What happened?"" Hurt myself playing football ""How?"" Threw the controller at a wall and it bounced back"
"What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has? Baby giraffes."
"*knock knock* whos there? sir theres been an accident. theres been an accident who?"
"In truth, spiders are harmless* *Save for a few species whose venom reprograms your immune system to tell your body to eat its own organs."
"What's worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles."
"Me: I have a younger sister but she's nothing like me. Him: Wow, she sounds perfect."