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Joke of the Day

"A blonde was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriends dandruff problem... The redhead says ""why don't you give him head and shoulders."" The blonde replies ""how do you give shoulders?"""

"Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road? No guts."

"It must be tough having the world's best clown as your dad. You would have such big shoes to fill"

"I wonder if Ninja-Siri wields Cortanas."

"What do you call an all you can eat pizza buffet? Carb Blanche!"

"What do you call someone infected with herpes... Who refuses to date someone else infected with herpes... A Herpocrit! A very awesome friend said he came up with this just randomly, do I believe him?"

"I heard you are what you eat Must explain why your such a huge dick"

"What do female ghosts have? BooOOOooobs."

"""They say penguins can't fly. Can't? Or never got the chance?"" I whisper in the penguin's ear, shoving him out of the aircraft."

"I love when I'm walking closely behind a girl and she starts to speed walk away. It's like she knew I wanted to race all along."