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Joke of the Day
"I heard you are what you eat Must explain why your such a huge dick"
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"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender- Hey! Get out we don't serve your kind here! Mushroom- Why not? I'm a ""fungi""! Bam! You have all been ""punned""!"
"Take a day off. Pamper yourself. Visit a spa. Pour melted wax on ur body. Rip the hair out by the roots. Inject poison into ur face. Relax."
"What has 6 eyes but cant see? 3 blind mice."
"What does P.E.T.A. stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals !"
"When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day"
"How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in cardboard boxes."
"Infomercials that present themselves as ""special"" news reports - Who exactly are these fooling?"
"My wife passed away from an infected in-grown hair. I got a cyst and deceased letter."
"So there're these two fish in a tank... and the one fish turns to the other and says, ""Hey man, do you know how to drive this thing?"""