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Joke of the Day
"I heard you are what you eat Must explain why your such a huge dick"
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"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party? ""I'll be Bach"""
"Did you hear about the guy that lost his left side in an accident? He's all right now."
"Let me think of a joke... Well, I would've told you a joke about my dick, but it's too long."
"WIFE: please come out of there so we can talk ME: [from cardboard box] i'm sorry come out of where? WIFE: [sigh] please exit the spacecraft"
"I'm doomed to always think of the best comebacks the next day when the baby isn't even around."
"ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business."
"The ""letters to the editor"" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly."
"When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ? the four hands (you dirty minds)"
"The 1st to apologize is the bravest. The 1st to forgive, the strongest. The 1st to forget, the happiest.nnThe first to kill the other, WINS."