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Joke of the Day

"Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday? Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out..."

"My dad put a lot of pressure on me as a child. He used to say stuff like, ""You're five years old? When I was your age, I was six"""

"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!"

"What does gay rooster say? Sev-sev-seveeeeen."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just kick the shit out of the room for being black."

"What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant? A Reba!"

"The neighbours dogs woke me up last night barking loudly. So I threw my shoes out of the window at them and that shut them up. It was a pair of hush puppies."

"Why was the desperate teen spinning in circles around the hot chick? Because he really wanted that beyblade."

"What did the bread say after its massage? Ahh, I kneaded that."

"What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him"