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Joke of the Day
"What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?"
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"I sometimes wonder why I'm 33 and single. Then I see you with your screaming kids in the grocery store and quickly remember."
"Me: ""Want a banana?"" 3yo: ""Yes, but don't cut it up. And don't peel it. And don't make it be a banana. Make it be a waffle."""
"What do you call a marine who can't swim? A submarine."
"Do you struggle with rational thinking and basic literacy? Let us know in the comments below"
"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body."
"My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, ""like a cheap castle"". When I looked confused, he explained, ""no ballroom"""
"Do scooby got a booty? Scooby doo."
"I told a girl a joke. She said, ""Don't quit your day job."" I said, ""Thanks, I'm a comedian."""
"Took me forever to find this chronology book. It's about time."