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Joke of the Day

"Siri, where did I go wrong? Siri: How long you got?"

"How do you call a corn that is unique? A unicorn."

"What does C3PO stand for? Because he's got rusty knees."

"After legalizing gay marriages the US became 50 states of gay"

"I never wear red because I don't want to anger any bulls disguised as cab drivers or businessmen."

"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing Basketball? Juan on Juan"

"Dear America: it's called English for a reason. They invented it. It's not ""English"" spelling. It's correct spelling... This is a subtweet."

"If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts."

"I'm taking a stand. If the stand owners come looking for it, you guys saw nothing."

"If you want some alone time, tell your husband that you're going to watch the Bachelor. Even if you're not."