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Joke of the Day
"What's more Irish than eating potatoes? Not eating potatoes."
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"I love how people always leave voicemails when I miss their calls. It's like they want to be ignored twice."
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"What do you call a car that grants wishes A Lamborgenie"
"My friend told me he could eat a fucking horse. I was like, ""Jesus man, you might as well eat both of them whilst they're at it."""
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into your mouth."
"It turns out I'm awesome at sex I come first every time!"