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Joke of the Day

"Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman. Take Michael Jackson for example"

"When does feminism stop? When the car breaks down."

"Why were you late ? Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !"

"What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip..."

"What's a woman's favorite monkey? Macaque."

"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dictator."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know!!!"

"Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise."

"My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks."