230303

Joke of the Day

"Ladies, don't waste your time picking up guys at Chuck E Cheese. Apparently they have a ""family"" & a ""wife"" & I'm ""ruining their dinner."""

"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME I READ THE HEADLINE OF AN ARTICLE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"

"I always check my smoke alarms to make sure they're working. I call it ""cooking"""

"What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!"

"Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: ""Make a fright turn at the corner."""

"Autocorrect just changed faux pas to faux pasta and this gluten war has gotten out of hand."

"I lost an ibuprofen under my dresser a week ago and now I'm worried the spiders are coming after me with no headaches and renewed vigor."

"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."

"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole? You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it."

"In honor of Earth Day I'm going to forage for my own food. Does anyone know what a Dorito plant looks like?"