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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, don't waste your time picking up guys at Chuck E Cheese. Apparently they have a ""family"" & a ""wife"" & I'm ""ruining their dinner."""

"Today i learned that dolphins are the only animals other than humans that enjoy sex! I'm not sure if it was worth getting banned from all those zoo's to find out though"

"I like my women like I like my whiskey... ....15 years old and mixed up with coke."

"Six girls taking off their shirts sounds really nice... dozen tit?"

"A pirate walks in a bar. A man notices that he has a wheel attached to his groin. He then asked the pirate , how can you live with that man? The Pirate replies Arrrghh! It drives me nuts!!!"

"I think ""So do you come here often?"" is a valid pick-up line. I don't want a girl who's drinking 7 martinis everyday."

"Why are there no casinos in China? They hate Tibet."

"Hey TV producers! Create a show for white people called ""Brunch Wars"". You're welcome."

"I read a whole book on adhesive substances last night, I just couldn't put it down"

"Why do white people hate being called crackers? Because they find it insaltine."