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Joke of the Day
"I always check my smoke alarms to make sure they're working. I call it ""cooking"""
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"I think everyone should stop ogling Kobe. He's not a piece of meat."
"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"
"A man walks into a bar... He asks the barman ""do you serve women here?"" The barman replies ""no, sorry, you'll have to bring your own."""
"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite movie? ITS FUCKING [removed]"
"Vanish- The World's Number 1 Stain Remover' Is there a number 2 stain remover? My boxer shorts are absolutely fucked."
"Shout-out to my arms For always being by my side"
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot! Let me in!"" . . . Too soon?"
"What did One Direction say when they became popular? Zayn Ma Luck"
"Struggling with Christmas Presents??? If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas... Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it!"