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Joke of the Day

"""It's a boy! "" Frank exclaimed. ""It's a boy!"" And he never visited Bangkok ever again."

"Did you know George III never even bothered to leave his couch during the American Revolution? He was sofa king comfortable."

"The light above my desk is going out. I feel like I've been at a really boring rave for the last 7 hours."

"Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush? In his Master P room."

"I was going to make a subreddit about middle children today, But then I realised everyone would just forget about it."

"there once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he woud blow it cuz his poems woud rhyme most of the time but occasionaly they didnt"

"Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle? He always gets stuck on across."

"Cop: license and registration. Me: I don't carry my drivers license so I don't lose it. Cop: where is it? Me: I have absolutely no idea."

"Whats the opposite of feminism? Common sense"

"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."