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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with lice in China? Full course dinner"
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"The worst kind of human contact is ""eye contact through that crack in a bathroom stall when you're pulling up your pants"" contact."
"Did you hear about the blind man who took a hammer and saw?"
"Why does the New York Times hire Jews? So they can put out a paper on December 26th."
"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE INTERNET"" - fun thing I yell at my kids"
"I stopped living paycheck to paycheck... ...now I live direct deposit to direct deposit."
"""Pff, I liked bread before it was sliced."" - Hipster baker."
"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself?"
"What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."
"How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke? Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it."