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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with lice in China? Full course dinner"
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"Summing up my life in 5 words: 'I fail at maths'"
"What do you call a group of trees? A communitree"
"Are rhetorical questions really necessary?"
"three gay guys are in a hot tub [NSFW] when a big blob of semen floats to the surface. one guy says while looking at the other 2 ""ok, who farted?"""
"Are you guys OK? I haven't heard from you all year."
"So Bruce Jenner might have been texting... Does this make him a transtextual? ....I'll see my way out"
"[commercial for rakes] ""Are u tired of eating leaves?"""
"I went to Church for the first time last week. I asked my cousin: ""So, when does the Priest do his magic trick?"" ""What?"" ""You know, making the altar boy disappear under his robe."""
"The people who post to /r/jokes have zero sense of humor... Maybe it's a weird meta-humor thing....or maybe this is where everyone's creepy uncle hangs out"