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Joke of the Day

"Wore an orange suit for the first time today... I stand by my convictions."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Hell-if-I-know"

"""I can't wait until this one orange erases years of poor eating choices."" -me, dieting"

"Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously* *adds 17 emojis*"

"Did you hear about the Chelsea team without a player? No Mata!!"

"Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees."

"I like my women like I like my car parking spaces... Disabled only."

"god: go to earth jesus: why god: i have a plan jesus: is it a nice plan god: it's a plan"

"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts"

"The guy who invented the velcro died last week RIP"