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Joke of the Day

"Wore an orange suit for the first time today... I stand by my convictions."

"What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ? 2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)"

"Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response"

"what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"I could tell you some great jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"M: HEY, DID YOU REMEMBER CONDOMS? H: FFS, use your inside voice M: *whispers* did you remember condoms? H: can this wait til after mass?"

"We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night- -that is, until we washed it!!!"

"#rubbishjokes How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's a hardware problem."

"Scientists discover first gay dinosaur... Its official scientific name is Megasaurass"

"A guy in the store on his cell said ""Susan, I'm in my car on my way"" so I yelled ""NO HE'S NOT!"" Because nobody lies to Susan in front of me."