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Joke of the Day

"Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark."

"What's the easiest way to piss off a bunch of redditors? [DELETED]"

"I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart"

"What do you call a pirate cartoon? An animatee!"

"What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip."

"It's like Nabisco doesn't even care their Birthday Cake Oreos will wreck my ass."

"Someone at this party is wearing the same shirt as me. It's very awkward. How did this happen. We barely even fit in this shirt."

"Did you here that Donald Trump wants to ban canned parmesan cheese? He wants to make America grate again."

"Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck"

"You should not throw stones at glass houses but they never said anything about the home owners."