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Joke of the Day

"Julian Assange became a role model for hackers worldwide by crashing at a friend's place indefinitely & never paying his share of any bills."

"Tinder is such an useless app The only match it gave me was of my wife.."

"the new ghostbusters r all womans?? seriuosoly. all womans?, this is the most unrealistic thing about the movie about peopel who bust ghosts"

"How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!"

"I climbed a really tall ladder. Afterwards, I was rung out."

"I look like Danny DeVito's sloppy seconds."

"Why is SAE not that racist? Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!"

"At a family gathering of Rednecks, NEVER say ""come at me bro"""

"All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts."

"Girlfriend Detective Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. I think we should split up."" Me: ""Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."""