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Joke of the Day

"Angel: God.. Were you drunk creating last night? God: no..... Angel: *holds up platypus God: a little.."

"What is it called if someone wears your bra? Cobra!!!"

"Why are vegetarians good in giving head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"

"THe newiest Knock Knock joke I heard. - Knock Knock - Who's there? - First pilot. hopefully not too soon"

"*co-worker approaching elevator* *I try to hit ""close door"" button* *I miss, hit ""open door""* Co-worker: thanks for holding it Me: Of course"

"How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents? Meat patty"

"Why did the cannibal go to KFC? He heard it was finger licking good."

"Pretty sure the lead actress from 'Precious' has a twin sister who works at every Wendy's I've ever been to"

"Poetry about Pawn Stars You want a poem? Best I can do is haiku, take it or leave it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !"