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Joke of the Day
"They should just draw a fart on the car A/C ""recirculate"" button."
Next Joke
"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"
"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."
"How can you tell birds are afraid of heights? Because everytime they look down they shit themselves."
"Why do porn sites have a share to Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Without pubic hair."
"Why couldn't we get precise kinetic data on the phosphine-catalyzed reaction? The reaction rate was too phos-phor-us"
"Look you asked me to be your child's Godfather so don't get pissed at me because I taught him how to break knees and collect debts."
"I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge There is turkey But it's covered in Greece There's Norway I can eat that. Edit:spelling"
"What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net."