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Joke of the Day

"If a woman sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut. But if a guy does the same thing, then he's gay."

"CPR is a lot like church... CPR is a lot like church: you go up, down, up, down, up, down. The only difference is that you don't get snacks in CPR."

"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "

"wife: as immature as you are, you do do a lot for this family, so thank you me: *giggles* wife: me: wife: ...go ahead me: ""do do"""

"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!!!"

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? raw raw raw raw raw"

"Bruce Wayne needs to watch his salt intake, his sodium is through the roof."

"Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea? He was too far out!"

"When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work? Are there any side effects?' No, it's Can I drink with these?'"

"Pac-Man Amiibo ""This is the worst buttplug ever! Why is it yellow?"" ""Hey, has anyone seen my Pac-Man amiibo?"" ""OOOPS"""