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Joke of the Day

"Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell? because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out"

"I secretly replaced my husbands coffee with the empty toilet paper roll he left in the bathroom. Let's see if he notices."

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em."

"Channel 4 are making a documentary about a black man producing cocaine in his bedroom, they're calling it, ""CHOCOLATE & HIS CHARLIE FACTORY."""

"Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter."

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. No one knows, they never get the house."

"Did you hear about the injured Carpenter? He hurt his widdle finger."

"Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me."

"Not an Ostragoth Pun What do you call a Goth who has a great credit score? A Visa-Goth!"

"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."