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Joke of the Day

"People keep asking me why I'm working for Dr Frankenstein. I'm only trying to make a living."

"in a way, things are looking up for america... Soon it'll no longer be an obama-nation"

"Don't know why some countries have food problems If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan."

"My Uncle was fired for sleeping with one of his patients... The worst part is that he's a veterinarian. Lol just kidding, he's a pediatrician."

"Son, my best advice is to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and marry her. She knows how to make bad decisions and stick with them."

"Pro Tip: Ask the guy sitting next to you if he's gonna freak out about you watching fetish porn before you waste $8 on in-flight wifi."

"I was scraping a window at my Grandma's house.... I then thought up a joke for my mom to hear it was ""This window scraping stuff is a pane in the glass!"" She laughed :)"

"Why do they call it a cheese grater? Because nothing is greater than chesse."

"Every guy has a soft sensitive side. It's called ""I need to get laid and I'll say and do anything to"

"They used to call them jumpolines... until your mom used one."