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Joke of the Day

"When I see names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date."

"A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris. There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry"

"What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles? A refuse sack."

"What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink? A ""casual tea"""

"Batman's identity revealed Batman was identified as Christian Bale Sunday when he didn't show up at church..."

"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds like ""oranges"" Weird huh?"

"#TT At 14 I yelled, ""You'll NEVER understand Morrissey,dad!!"" and tried to run dramatically out of the room but ran into a wall & fell over."

"FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian"

"How do you keep a hard on? Don't fuck with it."

"Imagine my surprise when I found out ""restraining order"" did not mean she wanted me to tie her up."