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Joke of the Day

"A cemetery foreman discovers that his employees cremated a body he explicitly told them to bury. ""You've made a grave mistake!"" He fumes."

"What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs?? Riblings"

"Whenever you get mad, just think of a t-rex trying to masturbate."

"You've cat to be kitten me right meow."

"I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."

"How do you put spaghetti to sleep? You cover it in peanut butter until it dies. My 4 year old made that up, along with a few others. Not sure how I feel about this."

"There was this church that was so so small That instead of having a crucified jesus they had one hanging"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? Rip-off."

"My neighbours probably think I'm getting laid, but these are just the sounds I make whenever I take my socks off."

"All the guys in working out photos look like they're straining or in pain, but there's lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy."