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Joke of the Day

"Restless leg syndrome does not give you the right to swiftly kick people whenever you feel like it. I know that now.. "

"Im not a lawyer But I do have a small private firm right now."

"What's the main ingredient in mana potions? Caster sugar."

"My grandfather told me that our generation depends too much on technology... ...so I unplugged his life support."

"What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro? zika blyat"

"Mos Def (Most Definitely.) Hi Def (High. Definitely.)"

"Just another day in math class Teacher - what is 0.1 as a fraction Student - 1/10th Teacher - good, now what does 10% mean? Student - low battery plug in your phone"

"My dad told me never to explain fashion to Tommy, Hilfiger."

"What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you? Herp-n-derp-es"

"What did the salmon say when it hit the wall? ""Dam"""