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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay wizard? A Broromancer"
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"the hardest part about hitting a child in public... is avoiding getting caught by their parent's."
"Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists? ...because they're out-standing in their field!"
"Pharmacy A man walks into a pharmacy - ""Id like 3 packs of condoms please"". The pharmacist - ""Here you go sir, would you like a bag"". Man: ""No thanks, the girl is good looking""."
"If vegans are so smart... Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables? p.s. Im sorry."
"Slept like a log last night..... Woke up in the fire place"
"Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her b-shells."
"Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture."
"Why does the new new French navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old French navy."
"I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian slave children And i must say they did a wonderful job"